horrorbisexual:

horrorbisexual:

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!

zonerbonerz:

Angus, looking at the 3 upper lip hairs he has managed to grow in the past year: I am Angus McDonald

Angus:

Angus: *whispers* man detective

ampersandworm:

bogleech:

bogleech:

ratsofftoya:

the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth

There’s a comparison graphic

1 like = 1 prayer for the huge cheese to turn around and eat the government

wokka wokka wokka wokka

johnegbertfromtv:

candygarnet:

joey-wheeler-official:

This image told me to kill myself over shipping

isnt this that highschool murder game the fingers in his ass guy is from?

This post is a fucking two hit combo

lesbiananabray:

interests:

• women
  
• swords
  
• cats
  
• women
• empty notebooks that ill never write in
  
• tiny cacti in tiny pots
  
• have i mentioned women

moon-tide:

toastpotent:

gunpowder-tea:

Direct action.

bungle said fuck blue lives

comrade bungle

dragonwives:

if she’s your girl why did she put a cup over me and slide a piece of paper underneath so she could gently carry me outside

pigeonkindofgal:

Imagine your girlfriend,,, falling asleep with her,,, head in your lap,,, that would be literal heaven

husband:

(Butler voice) Your coochie, sir

truckhole:

death by glamour didn’t have to go that hard but toby respects gays